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Well... I haven't posted in awhile,so I thought I'd just drop a line... Here is a funny poem I wrote,but first I want to tell you about the main character in the poem:
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^ He is the main character and his name is 'The Raisin Hater' and he hates raisins. I am also in the poem. 'The Raisin Hater' is only the size of your thumb,so yeah,I guess you can see how it would be funnier.
Here it is:
Writer's Block No Longer Knocks:
Writer's block knocks on my door,
But do I dare answer?
No,
Because I have my little buddy 'The Raisin Hater' to do it.
"Hey man,there's a raisin at the door."I told 'The Raisin Hater',
"Those darn raisins! Why won't they leave me alone?!"
He goes to answer the door,
And he is blinded by anger,
So he answers the door and tears the writer's block limb from limb.
'Hehe! No more writer's block for me!'I thought to myself,
But I haven't heard the last of him;
*Knock knock!*
"Who's there?"I yelled.
"It's writer's block!"
"Hey man,I thought you killed that raisin..."I said.
"I did!"
At that moment I knew that something was wrong,
So when the writer's block had left,
I went outside to see what he had killed,
But it wasn't writer's block,
It was a policeman!
"...!!! You...You...You killed a policeman!"
I started to panic,
But before I could say anything 'The Raisin Hater' said:
"Don't look at me. You're the one who said it was a raisin."
I dragged the limp body into the house,
But before I could get him to the kitchen,
Someone started knocking at my door.
"Who is it?"I said all annoyed.
"It's writer's block!"
I told 'The Raisin Hater' to go and kill that raisin,
So he went outside all blinded with anger,
I heard a voice of a dying person,
So I was relieved that writer's block was finally gone.
"Darn raisins!"
"Thank you man. You did a good job."I said in a relieved tone of voice.
"I killed every single one of them."
What have I done...
Roflmao XD So,what did you guys think? This is a poem that is suppose to realieve the pain of writer's block. I wrote this like a few months ago,which was probably like 3,4 or 5(I can't remember which...)
I love that poem, its so cute! ROFL!!!